DEATH OF SCHLIG
by Peter Timony
Story by Peter and Bobby Timony
Cover art by
Bobby Timony
?2011 Twin Comics
www.twincomics.com
PLAYTESTERS
Bobby
Timony
David Nitkithser
Finn Rosenloev
Sean Kleefeld
Walkthrough
>get
all
>turn on slicer
>cut ham
>g
>g
>flip switch
>open
crate
>get all
>wear jacket
>put all in
pocket
>z
>z
>z
>attack alien
>get all
>unlock box with
key
>open box
>get remote
>press button
>listen
>get
gun
>shoot gun
>get up
(At this point in the game, there are two random
patrollers moving throuout the map. They are the Guard and the Sentry. If either
one catches you, you will be sent to the Throne room for a cut scene, and
offered a Y/N choice. Either way, you will end up in the meat locker. Resume
play from there, adjusting direction accordingly. You can scout ahead for guards
by extending your left or right eye into other rooms. Refer to map provided
below.)
>n (Southern Hallway)
>n (Northern Hallway)
>w (Kitchen)
>w
(Meat Locker)
>get all
>e (Kitchen)
>put cheese in stew
>extend
(left or right) eye
>get key
>retract (left or right) eye
>ne (Grand
Dining Room)
>flip white switch
>shoot guard
>flip green
switch
>shoot gun
>get emblem
>s (Northern Hallway)
>e (Cargo Bay
1)
>unlock saturn door with emblem
>n (Supply Closet)
>flip yellow
switch
>shoot gun
>get teal key
>s (Cargo Bay 1)
>s (Cargo Bay
2)
>unlock green door with brass key
>s (Fuel Storage)
>open
box
>get kittens
>n (Cargo Bay 2)
>n (Cargo Bay 1)
>put kittens in
tank
>open spaceship
>enter spaceship
>put teal key in
ignition
>turn teal key
>press round button
THE END
The
Map:
THRONE ROOM
|
|
DINING ROOM SUPPLY
CLOSET
/ | |
/ | |
MEAT LOCKER --- KITCHEN --- N. HALLWAY --- CARGO BAY
1
| | |
| | |
PANTRY S.HALLWAY --- CARGO BAY
2
| |
| |
LAB FUEL STORAGE
Perfect score:
5
points for entering the Trunk
5 points for entering the Lab
1 point for getting
each of these objects:
gray gun
Emblem
brass key
teal key
kittens
fedora hat
trench coat
remote
control
shmelnix
1 point for each of these actions:
cutting the
cheese
examining the rowdy teens
wearing fedora hat
wearing
trench coat
attacking the alien in the Trunk
eating a slug
using
freeze ray
using heat ray
using gun as a flashlight
extending left eye
extending right eye
reading the
commandments
examining the velvet Elvis
cooking up a cheesy
stew
Ňsporgulate the shmelnix"
sporgulating the shmelnix in front
of an alien
attacking a guard
farting at the dinner table
sacrificing kitties
turning on ignition
launching
spaceship
DEATH
TOTAL: 45 POINTS