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Posted at 05:32 on January 18th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Revelation time: did you guys actually believe Sneek 'n' Peek is a porn game? You must be really desperate then :P The 'sticks' you can see on the screenshots are the arms of the people! I put it on top of the list to give the whole listing an ironic ending, something along the lines of "you can't really recognize what parts of the body are supposed to be seen with these graphics anyway, so having 'porn' games is quite pointless" - and you fell right into the trap :evil:

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Posted at 14:38 on January 17th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Speaking of hemaphrodites, on another forum somebody posted this link. Enjoy ;)
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Posted at 09:15 on January 17th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Well... I think they are hermaphrodites, cause they both have some big ol milk glands there.
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Posted at 05:34 on January 17th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Are you that intimidated by my choice of games? :P
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Posted at 19:49 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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I swear, you must be gay.
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Posted at 18:12 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment
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And now for the moment you've been waiting for!

No. 1: Sneek 'n' Peek

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A game for two players. One has to look away while the other hides somewhere in the room. Then the first guy has to search for him.
Many of you will now certainly say that this is not sex-related. But I mean, come on - what are these two guys doing there on the couch, both with obviously erect penises? There we can see how real hardcore porn can creep into a child's game :P

Stimulation: gay
Sickness: none (just a little 'roleplaying' )
Realism: 100%

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Posted at 15:46 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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What the hell is the guy doing on the boxshot?
Isn't that obvious? He's trying to prevent the teeths biting his penis off! :P
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Posted at 15:40 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Hmm... I've never seen that one. Looks like I've only got the Mystique one.

What the hell is the guy doing on the boxshot? If there is a woman right there, is what he is doing really neccesary? And the woman looks more interested in the camera than the man.

I'd have to say to lower the realism because it looks like the man rolled around in some sewage before he entered the maze. Good alternative to the minotaur, though.
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Posted at 13:31 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment
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No. 2: X-Man

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Not related to the comic character of the same name, this game lets you run through mazes in anticipation of what comes thereafter. The problem with these mazes is that there are tools like scissors hunting you - all of them very painful to certain regions of the body...

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If you manage to reach the 'inner sanctum' though, you get a very rewarding scene in which you again control the guy, but in a little different situation. The more points you've made before, you longer you last there...

Stimulation: very high (most realistic graphics ever!)
Sickness: medium (I got quite sick when the scissors got me...)
Realism: medium (the maze is a bit strange)

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Posted at 11:58 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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There seems to be a bug in the image handling there.... will look into it.

Edit: should be working now.


On the point: It doesn't fit the premise of listing Atari 2600 games, but it certainly looks bad ;)

Edited by Mr Creosote at 20:03 on January, 16th 2003
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Posted at 11:56 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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No.3b: "Barbarian 2 Porno (C64)

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Not tested yet, but looks promising. ;)

Edited by Tapuak at 19:58 on January, 16th 2003
Posted at 11:43 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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I'm surprised that this piece of trash didn't make it to No. 1, though...
Even more of a good reason to stay tuned for the upcoming places ;)

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Maybe it follows the same logic as software piracy laws: those using the service are just as guilty as those offering it... So in a state where prostitution is completely illegal, the customers should be punished too, no?
Of course the customers would commit a crime, too, the offense is less severe though - at least that would be the only logical conclusion. In the game, only you are arrested though and not the guys...
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Posted at 11:39 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Mr Creosote:I thought for some time that maybe you're a female customer of these male gigolos (would go along nicely with the game's title), but then, why would the policemen chase you and not arrest the 'stationary' guys who do it for money? :confused:
Maybe it follows the same logic as software piracy laws: those using the service are just as guilty as those offering it... So in a state where prostitution is completely illegal, the customers should be punished too, no?
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Posted at 11:15 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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General George Armstrong Custer was the general who led his troops into the Little Big Horn massacre. I visited that place last year, and found that this "massacre" involved only 300 or so soldiers; not exactly what you'd think. I assume that the game, Custer's Revenge, deals with Custer revenging himself (he also got killed there). There's a pretty good movie about it (based on a book by the same name) - Little Big Man, with Dustin Hoffman.

I'm surprised that this piece of trash didn't make it to No. 1, though...
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Posted at 10:49 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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A little confusing here though, why do you get money at the beginning and give it to the people you visit? It doesn't make any sense at all...
Absolutely! I thought for some time that maybe you're a female customer of these male gigolos (would go along nicely with the game's title), but then, why would the policemen chase you and not arrest the 'stationary' guys who do it for money? :confused:
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Posted at 10:42 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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presumably one of the many 'heroic' butchers of native Americans


Heroic indeed... He deserved to die.

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Stimulation: low (too damn hard.... I mean the game of course )


It is, I can never get back to the 'bank' after the first round, they always catch me. A little confusing here though, why do you get money at the beginning and give it to the people you visit? It doesn't make any sense at all...
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Posted at 10:24 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment
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No. 3: Custer's Revenge

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This game stirred quite a big controversy at its time, and rightfully so. Its theme is rape! You control some naked guy called "General Custer" (presumably one of the many 'heroic' butchers of native Americans - I can't be bothered to look him up somewhere) who approaches a naked Indian woman while avoiding arrows shot from the background (presumably to protect the woman). Then he rapes her.

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Stimulation: non-existent (due to next point; if you're into this kind of stuff, replace the rating by 'extremely high' )
Sickness: very high (one of the very few games in which you play a rapist!)
Realism: unbeatable high (raping civilians of the defeated side in a war is not unheard of...)

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Posted at 07:19 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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The only excuse I can give is that looking at all those pictures of naked women has clouded my judgement.
Absolutely understandable ;) Otherwise, you would have at least noticed I wouldn't attach whole ST games in the forum - way too big.
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Posted at 06:30 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Silly mistake, really, confusing the ST with the other Atari machines. The only excuse I can give is that looking at all those pictures of naked women has clouded my judgement. ;)

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Realism: extremely high (that's how it works in real life....)


Except for the presents falling from the sky bit. That would make things a whole lot easier...
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Posted at 05:57 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment
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No. 4: Gigolo

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A somewhat misleading title, since you're not a Gigolo in this game, but a (female) hooker who has to visit her customers at their homes. Unfortunately, police will try to arrest you all the time and then there's the mad prisoner who sometimes escapes and then tries to kill you...

Stimulation: low (too damn hard.... I mean the game of course ;))
Sickness: low
Realism: high

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