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The best porn games

Posted at 15:46 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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What the hell is the guy doing on the boxshot?
Isn't that obvious? He's trying to prevent the teeths biting his penis off! :P
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Posted at 18:12 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete | Delete Attachment
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And now for the moment you've been waiting for!

No. 1: Sneek 'n' Peek

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A game for two players. One has to look away while the other hides somewhere in the room. Then the first guy has to search for him.
Many of you will now certainly say that this is not sex-related. But I mean, come on - what are these two guys doing there on the couch, both with obviously erect penises? There we can see how real hardcore porn can creep into a child's game :P

Stimulation: gay
Sickness: none (just a little 'roleplaying' )
Realism: 100%

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Posted at 19:49 on January 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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I swear, you must be gay.
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Posted at 05:34 on January 17th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Are you that intimidated by my choice of games? :P
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Posted at 09:15 on January 17th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Well... I think they are hermaphrodites, cause they both have some big ol milk glands there.
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Posted at 14:38 on January 17th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Speaking of hemaphrodites, on another forum somebody posted this link. Enjoy ;)
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Posted at 05:32 on January 18th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Revelation time: did you guys actually believe Sneek 'n' Peek is a porn game? You must be really desperate then :P The 'sticks' you can see on the screenshots are the arms of the people! I put it on top of the list to give the whole listing an ironic ending, something along the lines of "you can't really recognize what parts of the body are supposed to be seen with these graphics anyway, so having 'porn' games is quite pointless" - and you fell right into the trap :evil:

Edited by Mr Creosote at 13:33 on January, 18th 2003
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