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The ultimate reason to use either AmigaOS or Linux

Posted at 11:30 on April 12th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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This crucial program is only available for those two platforms. Good thing I'm using both, maybe that doubles my chance of escaping the negative effects :D
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Posted at 16:49 on April 12th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Well, if you're going to believe that crap, you might as well turn religious... :P

Also, following a link from the page you posted, I found that Belgium doesn't exist... Waaaw, there goes my life, see you in the next.

Nah, I'm kidding, in fact Belgium does not exist... I'm a CIA agent really. In fact, I'm also Mr Creosote, NetDanzr, Tapuak and David Hasselhof... not to mention Tuss, sterge10, and all the other members. I created two webpages and this forum merely to interface with my alters, and Pada1, who is the only other person in this universe.

Thank goodness you're obviously joking. :)

P.S.: It's also great that the makers of that 'Belgium doesn't exist' page ignore the fact that we're a trilingual country; and what's wrong with Leftism anyway? And what the f#ck does Leftism have to do with Liberalism anyway? Over here, the liberals are regarded as right-wing. Rightly so.

P.P.S.: If that page was even remotely funny, maybe I wouldn't mind as much as I do now.
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Posted at 22:05 on April 12th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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The ultimate reason to use either AmigaOS or Linux
You know, you don't have to show us a page made by idiots. An "it's not Windows" would have sufficed.
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Posted at 02:47 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Plus it says: free software for all non-evil users...

So it's probably no good for you. :evil:
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Posted at 04:19 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Also, following a link from the page you posted, I found that Belgium doesn't exist... Waaaw, there goes my life, see you in the next.
Haven't you read Marvelman/Miracleman? Then you'd know it isn't all that far-fetched your existence is just being made up by evil scientists :evil:

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You know, you don't have to show us a page made by idiots. An "it's not Windows" would have sufficed.
Very believable coming from a Windows user. They obviously got you already!
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Posted at 05:08 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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No, I haven't read Marvelman/Miracleman. :)

Anyway, it also isn't that far-fetched that the makers of this MindGuard thingy are actually brainwashing you into thinking it's the other users that are being 'indoctrinated'.

The site is an interesting read though, although painfully uninformed about Belgium. Hippies buying drugs here? They must have been on "great heights", mistaking us for our Dutch neighbours. Now where's that involuntary hypertelekinesis? Or is it one of those things that don't happen when you want it to because then it wouldn't be involuntary anymore? I love theories that can't be proven wrong...
Very scientific! ;)
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Posted at 06:13 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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No, I haven't read Marvelman/Miracleman.
Then you should! It'll teach you what to do with the scientists should you ever wake up from your hybernation ;)

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Anyway, it also isn't that far-fetched that the makers of this MindGuard thingy are actually brainwashing you into thinking it's the other users that are being 'indoctrinated'.
That is easily proven wrong: the makers of this program don't belong to them.
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Posted at 06:24 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Says who? Them? :confused:
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Posted at 06:26 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Their ways are trickier than that...
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Posted at 13:10 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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You know, you don't have to show us a page made by idiots. An "it's not Windows" would have sufficed.
Very believable coming from a Windows user. They obviously got you already![/quote]Well, if this computer was mine, I would consider Linux....

It's a family computer, and my parents, who paid for it, want something that works with their programs.

Edited by Da_Goat at 22:11 on April, 13th 2003
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Posted at 14:42 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Well, if this computer was mine, I would consider Linux....
No, you wouldn't.
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Posted at 14:44 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Yes, I would. Why do you assume I wouldn't?
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Posted at 14:52 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Because you wouldn't.
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Posted at 22:24 on April 13th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Ah. Stubborn as usual ;)
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Posted at 04:02 on April 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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all its brainwashed "Belgians" (who actually live in a large, underground complex beneath Euro-Disneyland hooked up to VR machines that make them think they are in Belgium)
Thank God... For a moment there I was starting to think this was actually really my life... Aaah, How sad that would have been :D


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Lol, hadn't heard that one before :D

Edited by Pada1 at 13:02 on April, 16th 2003
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Posted at 10:12 on April 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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That analogy about the Smurfs being socialists/communists makes a lot of sense if you think about it; especially Papa Smurf's red hat and his beard, when compared to a photo of Karl Marx (as they do on this site, thanks Pada1)). Too bad their creator, Peyo, passed away, so asking him if any of this is true is not an option anymore. So I'll keep on thinking it's just coincidence.
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Posted at 11:27 on April 16th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Smurfette so represents the pool of women that Marx suggested we make.
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