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What is your preferred sexuality?

Posted at 05:33 on July 3rd, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Da_Goat is a Witness, they are taught not to do that kind of stuff (gay/lesbian stuff), how wrong it is, how it is a crime to God.

Your sexual preference is: Straight

No suprises there.
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Posted at 06:00 on July 3rd, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Da_Goat is a Witness, they are taught not to do that kind of stuff (gay/lesbian stuff), how wrong it is, how it is a crime to God.
So what? What does the stuff anyone's being taught have to do with his/her sexual preferences?
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Posted at 07:58 on July 3rd, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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So what? What does the stuff anyone's being taught have to do with his/her sexual preferences?


Nothing, unless you're so fanatic to suppress your own sexuality according to what you have been taught.
Posted at 08:59 on July 3rd, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Even then, this person would still be what he/she is (e.g. gay or whatever), he/she just wouldn't live it. You can't suppress what you are, no matter how much you'd want to.
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Posted at 05:32 on July 5th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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No need to start an individual topic for this: http://www.queerquiz.com/. Enjoy!

P.S. I scored like Mr. T.
P.S. Be sure to check out the test for girls, too ;)

Edited by Mr Creosote at 13:51 on July, 05th 2003
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Posted at 05:42 on July 5th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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We're sorry

You scored a 16.
You are 21.9% queer.

Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!

Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
I can hardly wait! :P
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Posted at 09:09 on July 5th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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You scored a 14.
You are 19.2% queer.


Since my Babylon Translator dyied and that the site doesn't offer a free version anymore, I don't know what "queer" mean. Could someone englighten me please? :confused:
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Posted at 09:21 on July 5th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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1. Deviating from the expected or normal; strange: a queer situation.
2. Odd or unconventional, as in behavior; eccentric. See Synonyms at strange.
3. Of a questionable nature or character; suspicious.
4. Slang. Fake; counterfeit.
5. Feeling slightly ill; queasy.
6. Offensive Slang. Homosexual.
7. Usage Problem. Of or relating to lesbians, gay men, bisexuals, or transgendered people.

I think it's safe to say: number 6!
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Posted at 10:02 on July 5th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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We're sorry

You scored a 11.
You are 15.1% queer.

Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!

Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.


OH NO ! That's all that is left for me ? :o :P :P
Posted at 11:32 on July 5th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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You scored a 13.
You are 17.8% queer.

Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!

Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
Gee, what a surprise... :P
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Posted at 07:21 on July 7th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Same result (Mr. T) for me. However, there was one question I didn't really understand:

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What is your drug of choice?
Pot
X
I don't do drugs


I've always thougt "X" means "Straight Edge". But in this case it's apparently supposed to mean something different... but what?
Posted at 09:03 on July 7th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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I suppose that the X stands for XTC...
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"In theory, if people bred as fast as ants, and with an equal indifference for it's surrounding species, earth would have 5 million human inhabitants at the turn of the century. But this, of course, is highly unthinkable"
Posted at 15:20 on July 7th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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XTC
Yes, that's really queer!
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Posted at 23:54 on July 7th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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www.lovetest.has.it

thats a cool test!
Posted at 17:11 on July 8th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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No it's not, I once took a test like that one, and I still hate the bitch that tricked me into it. :angry:
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Posted at 19:14 on July 8th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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You scored a 12.
You are 16.4% queer.

Unfortunately you are not very queer. You scored in the bottom 25th percentile in queerness. You are destined to be stuck in a life of bitchy girlfriends, child rearing, and cunnilingus. Enjoy!

Others in your queerness category: Hulk Hogan, Rosie O'Donnell, Mr. T.
And, while you are correct about my religion, that's not why I know I'm not gay. I am just not attracted to men in that way, while I am attracted to women.

Oh, and by the way, homosexuality isn't natural; nobody's "born gay." It just has to do with events that happen through the course of your life that affects your sexuality.

Edited by Da_Goat at 03:18 on July, 08th 2003
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Posted at 03:09 on July 9th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Oh, and by the way, homosexuality isn't natural
What was that again about your religion? Oh, yeah, it doesn't influence you at all :P
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Posted at 10:52 on July 9th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Nope, through study and observation. My uncle's gay, and there are a number of books that discuss that subject.

And I never said my religion doesn't affect me; I just meant it has no need to affect me on this subject as the answers are logical and painfully obvious. :P
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Posted at 14:50 on July 9th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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there are a number of books that discuss that subject
Yes, published by your church in the 1950s :P
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Posted at 23:22 on July 9th, 2003 | Quote | Edit | Delete
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Uh...no, perhaps you should look at your local library. Are you so stubborn that you think everything I say has religious reasoning?
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